Is the SEC the best ????

(1) What does the average Alabama player get on his SATs?

.........Drool.



(2) What do you get when you put thirty-two Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?

.........A full set of teeth.



(3) How do you get a South Carolina cheerleader int o your dorm room?

.........Grease her hips and push.



(4) How do you get a Ole Miss graduate off your porch?

.........Pay him for the pizza.



(5) How do you know if a Mississippi State football player has a girlfriend?

........There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup.



(6) Why is the Kentucky football team like a possum?

.........Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.



(7) What are the longest three years of an Auburn football player's life?

.........His freshman year.



(8) How many Florida Freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?

.........None -- that's a sophomore course.



(9) Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco?

........Baton Rouge, Louisiana. He knew that the police would never look at LSU for a Heisman Trophy winner.



(10) Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?

.........You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week
Is the SEC the best ????
I like that. That's pretty funny.
Is the SEC the best ????
Hilarious, not smart enough to come up with something for Vanderbilt and Georgia?



Edit: ha ha I'm from Arkansas. we got purty cheerleaders
We're still the best in football.
Those are pretty good. But we're still the best conference.
haha thats funny. but we're still the best in football!~
yes,the SEC is the best
No Vandy joke? SEC is still the best hand down.
Ummm....yeah. That's why kids at Florida are coming in with 3.5-4.5 GPAs (Beal just committed, 4.3 GPA). That's why Florida was #2 on Kiplinger's last year.



That's why the SEC had the highest percentage of first-team Academic All-Americans.



That's why SEC teams have won 158 national championships in 18 different sports.



Oh, and unlike Ohio State, for example, Florida actually graduates its athletes.



Jealous?



Go Gators! Go SEC!
You forgot the one about the virgin in Arkansas. I'm pretty sure your question has absolutely nothing to do with football. Move along!
come on! youve gotta have a vandy joke!



this is funny (and im an lsu fan)



thanx 4 the 2 points