And now Liverpool Footbal jokes..TRUE THO..?

These are jokes or are they...?

Q: Why will Liverpool never win the League?

A: They keep scoring Owen goals.

Q: How many Liverpool fans does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Yeah, as if they have electricity in Liverpool.

Q: What鈥檚 is the differance between Pamela Anderson and the Liverpool goal?

A: Pam鈥檚 only got two **** in front of her.

Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an intelligent Liverpool supporter and an old drunk are walking down the street together when simultaneously they each spot a fifty quid note. Who gets it?

A: The old drunk, of course - the other 3 are mythical creatures.

Q: What do Pool Fans and sperm have in common?

A: One in 2.000.000 has a chance of becoming a human being.

Q: How can you tell a level headed Liverpool supporter?

A: He dribbles from both sides of his mouth - at the same time..

Q: What do you get if you cross a Monkey with a Liverpudlian?

A: Nothin. . . The monkey's far too clever to screw a Liverpudlian
And now Liverpool Footbal jokes..TRUE THO..?
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And now Liverpool Footbal jokes..TRUE THO..?
Not funny
haha some of them were quallity but did u make them up yourself
pat yourself on the back lol go the gunners
Eh, Owen plays for Newcastle...
Yeah a lot of them were good!
lol!...
Welcome to the club. You are member No. 764 of the Loverpool bashin' group. Remember you get extra points for winding 'em up on a regular basis. Good luck.
well you put some funny jokes on there let me know, these jokes have been told so many times they are not funny anymore.
What do you say to a liverpool supporter with a gorgeous lookin' bird on his arm? Nice tattoo mate!
Lol i thought they were funny and i am a liverpool fan some people take the banter a bit to seriously
I have heard most of them and can never get tired of them. my fav ones is the pamela anderson one and the mythical creatues one. all of em explain why its wrong to join support like etc liverpool fc
Wow you should be on TV .......................NOT
Not really funny.

For a start Owen left yonks ago.
This guy is an idiot - Sir Dave - don't know what you're laughing at you obviously missed his 4 separate goes at ManUre the other day read back over his q.s.



He's probably from the tennis section
Liverpool rock, + woo i just got 2 points hahahah i got 2 points to replying to these crud jokes
i prefer to read more on man u surveys
You're a Man United fan are'nt you?

Liverpool Rocks! Go to hell with your sick jokes, monkeys a far more clever than you! You're Sick!
I'm so reluctant to answer this because I don't want to give you the attention you don't deserve, but in order to highlight how pathetic you are - Michael Owen left Liverpool in 2004 %26amp; Liverpool have won the league more times than anyone else - 18.

Liverpool have won as many European Cups as all the other English teams put together - 5.

And they are currently top of the league.

I could go on with more stats to prove their greatness, but no matter which team you support (my money is on Man Ure)those 2 above will trump anything you can come up with !
shut the hell up u son of a ******....u r making Liverpool jokes because u r jelous of Liverpool....turn them into Manchester Utd....Manchester Utd r animals r not human beings...who the heck is Manchester Utd?a group of gay buffaloes roaming around Manchester who call themselves Manchester Utd!!!they shout out to the fans %26quot;yeah Manchester Utd is the biggest gay Buffalo team in the world%26quot;...oh wait not only they r gay with each other....they bite down the @s$es of hot ladies who they find, and tear of they clothes and they start to lick their buttucks....and a Cristiano Ronaldo...he tries to Fart in Old Trafford and wants to make all the fans run away...and u were wrong u fraud...Liverpool is gonna win the title...we rather call Manchester Utd- Scumchester Utd, Manbufallo Utd, Bumchester Utd...these r the new names u know...u maybe far too jelous that ur fave team turned to Buffaloes because they r jelous to see Liverpool winning Premier League this year
well we all hate liverpool so i guess on that basis i guess its funny am for Real Madrid and like Chelsea too cheapest 2points i have ever earned.
LMAO.