What would happen if you transformed into a talking jersey?

You find a magic lamp and rub it. A genie comes out and grants your friend and you one wish each. Your friend wished he was more athletic and in an instant he grew muscles. Then you wanting to also be a jock wishes you were a varsity play and in an instant you feel light headed and fall to the ground. Your friend stopped flabbergasted there on the floor where you had stood was a varsity jacket. Your friend just sat in his computer chair stunned. He was a bit worry about it so the genie said the spell would last a week. You would change back at the end of the week. Your friend just sat in his chair for then next couple minutes staring at you wondering and worry over your new condition. With thoughts such as: how does it feel? What it like? Do you feel emotion? Can youfeel/see/hear/taste/smell? ..... These thoughts and others continued to pop into and out of your friend鈥檚 mind until he finally knew what he had to do he had to keep the Jacket safe for your sake and the only way to be sure
What would happen if you transformed into a talking jersey?
Transformee: Current User



Transformation Type(s): Clothing (Football Jersey)



Human Age: 16



Jersey Age: Brand New



Default size: XL



Current Location: User's Bedroom



Change of Location: High School Locker room