What would happen if you got transformed into a jersey?

You find a magic lamp and rub it. A genie comes out and grants your friend and you one wish each. Your friend wished he was more athletic and in an instant he grew muscles. Then you wanting to also be a jock wishes you were a varsity play and in an instant you feel light headed and fall to the ground. Your friend stopped flabbergasted there on the floor where you had stood was a varsity jacket. Your friend just sat in his computer chair stunned. He was a bit worry about it so the genie said the spell would last a week. You would change back at the end of the week. Your friend just sat in his chair for then next couple minutes staring at you wondering and worry over your new condition. With thoughts such as: how does it feel? What it like? Do you feel emotion? Can you feel/see/hear/taste/smell? ..... These thoughts and others continued to pop into and out of your friend鈥檚 mind until he finally knew what he had to do he had to keep the Jacket safe for your sake and the only way to be sure of that to keep the jacket on his person at all times. With that conclusion firmly set in his mind your friend walked over and carefully fixed the jacket off the ground and looked it over. %26quot;Wow%26quot;, he said, %26quot;You look great as a varsity jacket. I need to wear you though so it would much easier to make sure you don鈥檛 get lost or damaged. He puts you on and then you say hello to him. You then know now you could talk to whoever is wearing you. You will have to go to school with him as a jacket but tonight your friend is bringing you to a party.

What happens next?
What would happen if you got transformed into a jersey?
Wow.....
What would happen if you got transformed into a jersey?
That's a great question. I do not know the answer, however.
I hope Pam Grier would wear me tight fitting of course.