1. For the whole image effect, wear steel-rimmed glasses. And whenever in a room with a window or a flourescant wall, aways stand in front of the lightource with your back turned against the light. Though it doesn't necessarily make you look smart, the silhoutte formed by this position makes you look godly.
2. Whenever someone is talking about something you don't understand, do not say anything merely nod your head and change facial expressions once in a while to show you are listening intently.
3. Can you say Condescending?
4. Quote proverbs in languages you made up yourself. If people ask what country it's from say it's in Europe, between Iceland and Spain. Change the topic before you are asked what it means.
5. If asked a difficult question say you are insulted by what they asked and how easy what they asked is. Then change the topic.
6. Don't rhyme while in conversation. It's just dumb.
MIKE's guide to make people think your SMART^^?
Also, you need a pipe, and you have to say 'touche' a lot.
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