A flat minor.
Why did the dumb girl put lipstick on her forehead?
Because she wanted to make up her mind.
How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb?
Let's go ride bikes!
What do blondes usually have more than brunettes?
Hairs on their head.
How many polititions does it take to change a light bulb?
100, because you need 1 to change it and 99 to argue about how to change it.
How do you put a giraffe in a refridgerator?
You put it in.
So, an alligator's having a party, he invites a lizard, elephant, parrot, hippo, rhino, and giraffe. The giraffe doesn't show up, where is he?
In the refridgerator.
Do you like funny jokes? Post some, I would really like a good laugh. If you want, I really enjoy original jokes!
Do you want to hear some jokes?
how do u put elephant into your fridge?
1.open the door 2. put elephant in 3.shut the door
how do u put a rhino in your fridge?
1.open the door 2. take out elephant 3. put in rhino 4. close door
how do u tell if there's a rhino in your fridge?
you open the door and a rhino's staring at u
2 men walk into a bar...
Ouch!
3 men walk into a bar...
4th one ducks
if u have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 bucks, Chuck Norris has more money than u
Chuck Norris can choke u with a cordless phone
Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick u over the phone
Chuck Norris knows where Waldo is
Do you want to hear some jokes?
haha. that's good!
Hahaha I love the third one! Funny funny funny...
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